Paul. 20. California.
  • Me in seventh grade: I hope I'm not gay
  • Me now: I want the soccer team to piss on me

Sometimes I feel slutty 

be happy
"She loved three things — a joke, a glass of wine, and a handsome man."
W. Somerset Maugham, The Moon And Sixpence
[beer/whiskey instead of wine.]
(via not-far-off)

(Source: aesthetic--pleasures, via weareallmad-here)